Who was Don Quixote? The protagonist, in what is considered a founding work of Western literature and the first modern novel. Believing himself to be a knight, Don Quixote set out on adventures with his squire, to defend the helpless and fight evil.

Who is Donald Quixote? The self-proclaimed, “Very Stable Genius”, who has set out on misadventure to fight trading partners, the free markets and global commerce.